Chicken calls, rooster calls, pigeon calls (although pigeons don't really make much noise other than, "CAB - get out of the friggin' way -- quickly!"), etc. But here it is, the holiday card. Want one? Send me an addy and as many stamps as I have left over from the usual list I have out there I'll throw a stamp on there and send one out...(my lawyers have asked me to write "while supplies last," here).